By admin on March 9, 2010
I am not happy here and I think what happened was totally unacceptable.
As everyone knows we had a pretty bad winter here and it really kicked my ass. There were days I woke up that it felt like every bone in my body had been broken. If the fibromylagia wasn’t bad enough I started having bad arthritis symptoms in my hands and feet. There was an entire week that I could barely use my hands. I mean I couldn’t close them into a fist, I couldn’t hold silverware to feed myself and so on. It was really bad. It hurt just to have someone touch me. I couldn’t get into see the doctor because the roads were bad. No sooner would they get them cleared then there was another winter warning telling people to stay off the roads. When it was all over with you really couldn’t get around easily, and forget parking, because the plows had nowhere to put 5+ feet of snow. So, I was finally able to make a doctors appointment and get in yesterday. Continue reading “Unacceptable Doctors Appointment”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged doctors visit, fibromylagia, handicapped, neurology, snowpocolypse
By admin on March 4, 2010
I decided that now would be a good time to teach the kids to play Dungeons and Dragons. I haven’t played in years and Zak Smith kind of inspired me to play again with his web site Playing D&D With Porn Stars. The kids are really excited about this. I kind of thought they would be.
Well, I picked up a new starter kit today and went over to the used bookstore and picked up some of the used D&D Books. I brought everything home and showed them to which Cherokee responds with “I wanna be the shoe!”
Cheyenne promptly jumps on the Monopoly bandwagon and tells me she wants to be the car.
Weirdos.
In other news…today Dakota told me he wants sea monkeys where he can put them in the dogs water dish for a “tasty flavored treat”.
Posted in Misc. | Tagged D&D, Dungeons and Dragons, Sea Monkeys
By admin on March 4, 2010
Today I enrolled in a sexology course to become a certified sexologist. I am pretty excited about this, only I don’t know what I want to do with it yet. There are two types of sexologists, the first has a degree from years of school and can practice in a clinical setting. The other is someone that can help you improve your sex life and help with sex education. I am doing the second.
When I told my husband that I wanted to take this course he gave me the look that he reserves for everything odd that I come with that he doesn’t understand. Usually those things are very weird things, but not this time. Well, not to me anyway. The thing was, he asked me what a sexologist did. I told him to think back to when we used to watch Real Sex on HBO. “Remember that woman that they did a story on who held classes on how to give blow jobs?” Continue reading “It’s Offical….”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged sex educator, sexologist
By admin on February 15, 2010
This is another one of my older blogs that I was particularly fond of when I wrote it and it still makes me giggle. It was actually inspired by the photo. I don’t remember where I found that picture but it made me laugh and inspired what follows.
They live quietly among us, but does anyone really know what dust bunnies do when we aren’t watching? Everyone acts surprised when they move the refrigerator or the bed and find a herd of dust bunnies. Just because they have been living there for weeks, or maybe months, proliferating, doesn’t mean that they suddenly need to be relocated, or worse yet, sucked up into the vacuum and sent to an early death. Continue reading “Save the Dust Bunny”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged Dust Bunny, endangered species, Satire
By admin on February 11, 2010
I found this old blog entry of mine and wanted to share it here because it’s funny. This happened a couple years ago right after I started reviewing movies and had my blog up in a different spot. I really kind of wish that my sarcastic as hell review of this product had been preserved because it was part of the humor of the entire thing. Anyway, this story provided everyone involved, except those trying to get me to promote the Peloop a huge laugh, so here’s the original blog -
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. I received an email from a Sara Smith about writing a product review for something called the Peloop on my blog. A few points:
~ There is a good chance that the blog she wants me to put it on has been seriously neglected.
~ I DON’T do product reviews.
~ This is the important one. I was approached in the past to do a product review of the Peloop by one Pietro Joaquin. When she acquired the website from him he failed to warn her about me in her effort to get product reviews. Either that or he really hates her and told her about me. Continue reading “The Peloop”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged peloop, product review, sarcasm
By admin on February 8, 2010
I put together a vlog for everyone that includes footage of this past weekends snow storm and what we had to dig out of.
When we were done digging out yesterday Cherokee and I went went and helped Kris finish doing his snow thing over at our 80 year old neighbors house. He needed to clear the sidewalk and the walk up to her house in case emergency workers had to get to her. That meant we had to dig out a path from the road to the drive where feet of snow were put from the snow plows – and I am not talking state/city sanctioned snow plows. I am talking about some idiot from the area who decided to be impatient and do the neighborhood roads himself and really did as much damage as he did help. Continue reading “Snowpocalpyse”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged 2010, blizzard, snow storm, Snowmaggedon, Snowpocalypse
By admin on February 3, 2010
Thanks to Twitter, I found a link for a story on AlterNet titled The Six Weirdest Things Women Do To Their Vaginas. Before I get into that I want to point out that spellcheck does not recognize the plural of vagina. Whoever programed spellcheck didn’t think that someone would actually be talking about more than one vagina at a time. Hell, he or she probably never thought that someone would be talking about the vagina in general but, being a medical term, it probably had to be included by default. Continue reading “6 Weirdest Things…”
Posted in Misc. | Tagged cosmetic surgery, vagina, weird things
